h0odrich:

i call my eyebrows romeo and juliet bc theyre not allowed to be together

if you don’t like the saw movies

don’t follow me lol

mandawins:

Aww, well that’s it isn’t it!? It’s over. You motherfucker! You spinless, pussy-whipped motherfucker. That’s all it takes eh? A bitch says one thing and it’s all over! You know what William? Your policy is bullshit! Fucking bullshit! Well you listen to me you son of a bitch. I did everything for you. Look at me! When you’re killing me you look at me! 

i had a dream i made out with my history teacher 

ok then

frozenplanet:

Jellyfish. They may appear to be delicate as well as beautiful, but they are deadly hunters.